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Dec 07 2016

Meanwhile, In Maryland...

  • Dec 7, 2016

A beaver wandered into a Dollar General store just south of Washington DC on December 1st. Future DC resident, President-elect Trump, was very unsettled by the intrusive rodent. Mr. Trump decided to call At Random at three in the morning to vent.

Dec 07 2016

Senior Texts From Bob Kargenian

  • Dec 7, 2016

An older couple recently learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.

Dec 07 2016
Dec 07 2016

Comedians Weigh In On Christmas

  • Dec 7, 2016

“I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Mary and Joseph did—traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.

Dec 07 2016

2016 Airing Of Grievances

  • Dec 7, 2016

The aluminum pole has been taken out of the crawl space and is now standing, without adornment, in our office. As is tradition, the season of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

Dec 07 2016

The Irish Road Crew

  • Dec 7, 2016

An Irish road crew was resurfacing a street that was home to a notorious brothel.

Dec 07 2016

Making Christmas Great Again with the Trump Collection

  • Dec 7, 2016

You’ve ridden in limousines your entire life but there’s something so charming about driving gloves.

Dec 07 2016

A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton

  • Dec 7, 2016

Hillary Clinton sightings have been pretty rare since November 9th. I guess when you lose to a guy that 61% of voters said wasn’t qualified to be president, you’ve probably got some serious soul searching to do. Still, we were curious on how Mrs. Clinton was filling her days.

Nov 05 2016

Dirk Johnson: Gracious In Victory

  • Nov 5, 2016

Dirk Johnson's acceptance ad to the voters of Watershed District 6.

Nov 05 2016

Basketball Season Is Here—Some Quotes From Bobby Knight

  • Nov 5, 2016

“Hell, I don’t even watch the pros. If the NBA was on Channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on Channel 4, I’d watch the frogs—even if they came in fuzzy.”

Nov 05 2016

Donald Trump Reviews The Classics

  • Nov 5, 2016

Donald Trump has boasted about his minimal preparations for the debates but wasn’t shy about offering his hyperbolic, light-on-specifics opinions. The Twitter-verse compared it to a bold teenager giving a book report without reading the book.

Nov 05 2016

The Funeral Procession From Bob Kargenian

  • Nov 5, 2016

A curious-looking funeral procession pulled into the cemetery.

Nov 05 2016

Cartoon of the Month - November 2016

  • Nov 5, 2016

"That's OK, I'll stay here until after the election"

Nov 05 2016

From The Dusty Archives

  • Nov 5, 2016

A dedicated Teamster boss is at a convention in Las Vegas and decides to visit a brothel.

Nov 05 2016

The End Is Here!

  • Nov 5, 2016

We made it America! The finish line of the ugly, divisive 2016 election is finally in front of us.

Nov 05 2016

Let’s Take A Shot At England

  • Nov 5, 2016

A guy walks into a London pub and sits down at the bar. “Give me two pints of lager,” he yells to the bartender, “I’ve had me a rough day at work.”

Oct 07 2016

50-Year Wedding Anniversary From Joan Segner (My Mother)

  • Oct 7, 2016

To celebrate their parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, the three children decide to meet at Mom and Dad’s for Sunday dinner.

Oct 07 2016
Oct 07 2016

Simple Test—Are You A Finance Nerd?

  • Oct 7, 2016

If you laugh at this tweet, you are most certainly a finance nerd.

Oct 07 2016

New Debate Rules

  • Oct 7, 2016

Candidate One will have 90 seconds to respond to a question. He or she may not, in any way, directly answer the question. Candidate Two is obligated to take the conversation even further from the original question.