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The Irish Road Crew
An Irish road crew was resurfacing a street that was home to a notorious brothel.
Making Christmas Great Again with the Trump Collection
You’ve ridden in limousines your entire life but there’s something so charming about driving gloves.
A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton sightings have been pretty rare since November 9th. I guess when you lose to a guy that 61% of voters said wasn’t qualified to be president, you’ve probably got some serious soul searching to do. Still, we were curious on how Mrs. Clinton was filling her days.
Meanwhile, In Maryland...
A beaver wandered into a Dollar General store just south of Washington DC on December 1st. Future DC resident, President-elect Trump, was very unsettled by the intrusive rodent. Mr. Trump decided to call At Random at three in the morning to vent.
Senior Texts From Bob Kargenian
An older couple recently learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
Cartoon of the Month - December 2016
Sounds like fun!
Comedians Weigh In On Christmas
“I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Mary and Joseph did—traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
2016 Airing Of Grievances
The aluminum pole has been taken out of the crawl space and is now standing, without adornment, in our office. As is tradition, the season of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.
Cartoon of the Month - November 2016
"That's OK, I'll stay here until after the election"
From The Dusty Archives
A dedicated Teamster boss is at a convention in Las Vegas and decides to visit a brothel.
The End Is Here!
We made it America! The finish line of the ugly, divisive 2016 election is finally in front of us.
Let’s Take A Shot At England
A guy walks into a London pub and sits down at the bar. “Give me two pints of lager,” he yells to the bartender, “I’ve had me a rough day at work.”
Dirk Johnson: Gracious In Victory
Dirk Johnson's acceptance ad to the voters of Watershed District 6.
Basketball Season Is Here—Some Quotes From Bobby Knight
“Hell, I don’t even watch the pros. If the NBA was on Channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on Channel 4, I’d watch the frogs—even if they came in fuzzy.”
Donald Trump Reviews The Classics
Donald Trump has boasted about his minimal preparations for the debates but wasn’t shy about offering his hyperbolic, light-on-specifics opinions. The Twitter-verse compared it to a bold teenager giving a book report without reading the book.
The Funeral Procession From Bob Kargenian
A curious-looking funeral procession pulled into the cemetery.
Psychiatrist And Proctologist From Bob Kargenian
Two best friends completed their medical residencies at the same time. Although they each had a different specialty, they opened a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Meanwhile, In Russia...
Things are different in Russia. Please note, in this context, “different,” translated from Minnesotan to standard American English, would mean: bat-sh*t crazy.
50-Year Wedding Anniversary From Joan Segner (My Mother)
To celebrate their parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, the three children decide to meet at Mom and Dad’s for Sunday dinner.
Cartoon of the Month - October 2016
Debate #2
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