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A Few Quick Bar Jokes
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his pistol and yelled...
The Elderly Irish Virgin From Bob Kargenian
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady—a virgin—and she was very proud of it.
A Creative Solution
A guy stumbles into a bar, orders a shot and immediately pukes all over his shirt.
Cartoon of the Month - February 2017
Great moments in alternative fact history.
Fun With Alternative Facts
Are you, my 1.5 million readers, sick of politics? I’m sick of politics. I’m also sick of writing political satire. I can remember a time when we talked about lighter things…
Disgraced NFL Player Experince
We learned about another event taking place in Houston last week. A little off the beaten path there was tent that promised to give fans the most genuine NFL experience possible.
The Trump Memos
One week ago, an At Random operative was summoned to the Orange section of Parking Ramp C, on the edge of downtown Minneapolis. There, a shadowy figure supplied us with the unreleased 36th page of the dossier detailing President Trump’s alleged ties to the Kremlin.
Spring Training Is Almost Here...Let’s Check In With Ichiro
“To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever heard myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.”
Double Murder From Bob Kargenian
A shackled man is brought before a judge in a crowded courtroom. The judge says to the defendant, “Connor Callaghan, you’re charged with...
Three Dogs At The Vet From Richard “Perk” Perkins
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said, “So, why are you here?”
At The Sportsbook
Two old men are talking in the sportsbook of a Vegas casino.
Best Of 2016
A lot of people are saying that 2016 was an awful year. But hey, it was a pretty good year for At Random. Let’s take a look back at some of our best original gags!
Cartoon of the Month - January 2017
President-Elect Donald J Trump, frequent subject of this section, also had a pretty good 2016. He is, however, having quite a hard time finding performers for his Inaugural Ceremony.
At Random Dog Show
Almost 3,000 dogs were entered into this year’s Westminster Dog Show. At Random would like to offer the other 70 million dogs in the U.S. their chance to shine...
NFL Draft Response Letter
The NFL's response to At Random's own Phil Segner regarding his application to join the 2016 draft.
Brave New Medical World
The first penis transplant in the U.S. was performed in May 2016. "At Random” was given a brief interview with lead surgeon, Dr. Ko.
Donald Trump Reviews The Classics
Donald Trump has boasted about his minimal preparations for the debates but wasn’t shy about offering his hyperbolic, light-on-specifics opinions. The Twitter-verse compared it to a bold teenager giving a book report without reading the book. Here are our favorite Trump book reviews and a few of our own.
AR Liquor Fall Sale
A little something for everyone!
Dirk Johnson: Gracious In Victory
Dirk Johnson's acceptance ad to the voters of Watershed District 6.
Making Christmas Great Again with the Trump Collection
You’ve just wrapped up a two hour, red-eye conference call with your Russian overlords. The chill in Moscow seemed to flow through the phone line. Only the soft pima cotton of your Trump thermal pajamas can melt away those goosebumps.
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