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The Falling Knife From George Constantine
A technical analyst and a fundamental analyst were chatting about the markets in the kitchen...
So...Your Team Sucks
A winning baseball team does wonderful things for fans. The aura of a bad team, on the other hand, can hang around a city like a stale fart.
Conjoined Twins From Ed Favreau
Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on two bar stools.
Tough Love, Leuthold Style
Our ever-alert At Random staff came across a news item reporting the public spanking of eight employees at a rural China bank for poor performance. Herein, we break down the Leuthold Discipline Protocol.
Twitter Weighs In On #Brexit
Downside of #Brexit is global economic collapse but the upside is I just bought a castle.
Sorting Out The Mess In Europe
A little change of pace for At Random this month. Europe needs our help. We offer you a word puzzle—don’t roll your eyes! An Internet search will give you the answer but where’s the fun in that?
From The Archives...
Charles was a shaken man when he came through the door. “I’ve had some terrible news dear,” he told his wife. “The doctor just told me I have only 12 hours to live.”
Cartoon of the Month - July 2016
"Desperate for pitching, the Twins put Timmy Jacobson, a fan from Section 129, on the mound."
The Stowaway From Pete “Snake” Johnson
A despondent young New York woman decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
NFL Draft Response Letter
Dear Mr. Segner...We have received your letter, dated February 20, 2016, expressing your desire to enter the NFL Draft scheduled to take place on April 28, 2016.
Brave New Medical World
Last month, the first penis transplant in the U.S. was performed. Some might say that this event shouldn’t be the target of snickering or satire. But here at “At Random,” we know that low-brow opportunities like this are few and far between.
Cartoon of the Month - June 2016
Reading the nutrition labels...
Bill Clinton Goes To Heaven (From 1996)
It seems the Pope and Bill Clinton died on the same day. But, under the strain of two such momentous events, God’s programmers blew it, initially sending the Pope to Hell and Clinton to Heaven.
To The Class Of 2016...
A collection of celebrity college commencement speech quotes.
My Own Social Media
An older gentleman with no computer heard about Facebook and Twitter. Frustrated with not being able to make social media friends, he chronicled his own approach while applying the same principles.
Rest In Purple, Prince
His purple majesty, Prince, shuffled off this mortal coil on April 21st. Undoubtedly cool and endearingly bizarre, he was often described as the only talented man in Minnesota to wear purple.
Some Senior Humor—From Pete “Snake” Johnson
At the new resident orientation of an assisted living complex, the manager pointed out some of the rules....
Cartoon of the Month - May 2016
Super-Derby-Delegates
A Prayer For Dad—From George Constantine
After returning from little Bobby Collins’ First Communion, the entire Collins family sat down for a celebratory brunch.
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