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Rest In Purple, Prince
His purple majesty, Prince, shuffled off this mortal coil on April 21st. Undoubtedly cool and endearingly bizarre, he was often described as the only talented man in Minnesota to wear purple.
Some Senior Humor—From Pete “Snake” Johnson
At the new resident orientation of an assisted living complex, the manager pointed out some of the rules....
Cartoon of the Month - May 2016
Super-Derby-Delegates
The Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
The Boys Go Fishing
Four guys from Lake Aasgaard went fishing up in Northern Minnesota.
In Memory Of Connie Schultz
It is with deep sadness I report the passing of our former colleague, Connie Schultz, on February 25th.
FIFA Presidential Candidates!
Much like dietary and exercise guidelines, soccer has never really caught on here in the United States.
Earth Day 2016
I envy the youth of 1969. Led Zeppelin dropped I and II. The Rolling Stones had Let It Bleed. And The Beatles released Abbey Road (cue the flashbacks of lava lamps and locked basement doors).
Outdoors Man From Mark Teichner
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
Generic Drug Names From Tom Weiss
All drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the drug with the trade name of Tylenol is also sold as Acetaminophen.
A Few Irish Jokes From Pete “Snake” Johnson
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink...
Cartoon of the Month - March 2016
Cards for Dudes
Flight From Dublin To Boston From Thomas McCarthy
Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
At Random Vs. Greeting Card Industrial Complex
Why do we still feel obligated to give a folded piece of paper with a sappy, generic phrase inside?
The Young PM
As a young portfolio manager strolled along the Mississippi River, a gold glimmer in the sand caught his eye. The young man bent down and quickly unearthed a small bronze lamp.
At Random Dog Show
At Random would like to offer the 70 million dogs in the U.S. who weren't at this year's Westminster Dog Show a chance to shine...
From The Archives—Italian Wedding Night
Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin.
The Mob Bookkeeper From George Constantine
A mafia Godfather is convinced that his bookkeeper, Guido, has embezzled $1 million from the family.
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