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Golfing In Scotland… From Will Reynolds
An American golf enthusiast was fortunate enough to play St. Andrews in Scotland. He was paired up with an older, local man. As the round progressed, they began to talk about playing golf during the various seasons of the year.
The Deserted Island... From Frank Dobson
After years stranded on a deserted island, Joe’s smoke signals caught a pilot’s attention. The float-plane lands and the pilot swims ashore. The pilot greets Joe on the beach and notices three huts.
Wife’s Physical… From John Griffith
A wife returned from her annual physical in a very good mood and finds her husband on the living room couch.
Cartoon of the Month - July 2021
Do you swear to uphold the Constitution...
Cartoon of the Month - June 2021
Unfortunately for Gary,....
Mask Mandate Lifted
Last month, the CDC cleared the way for fully vaccinated adults to stop wearing face masks in most situations. This announcement came as a bit of a surprise, as the country is still months away from herd immunity (if we ever get there).
A lot of bad things can happen...
Hello, I’m Carmine Rosato, President of Rosato Brothers’ Insurance. As we all know, the world is a dangerous place. Even the most careful among us are not immune to accidents and misfortunes.
Father’s Day Quiz
As we celebrate Father’s Day, we invite everyone to take the Dad quiz. You might be more “Dad” than you think.
Dad Jokes To Boot!
Do you want to hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
The Miser’s Death… From James Yeager
The town miser was on his death bed. He called a final conference with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.
A Golf Joke… From Clay Stapleton
A man got on a bus with his trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful woman. The woman kept looking curiously at the man and his bulging pockets.
The Widower... From Clyde Williams
Roger, a wealthy 70-year-old widower, shows up at his country club with a breathtakingly beautiful young woman. She hangs on to Roger’s arm and listens intently to his every word.
The Note… From Abe Stuber
Ted’s wife left a note for him on the refrigerator that said, “It’s not working anymore..."
Cartoon of the Month - May 2021
One Shower a Week
Preparing For Re-Entry
With a little over a year of “pandemic life” under our belt, and herd immunity in sight, anxiety about re-entering society is starting to creep into a lot of people’s minds. Even if we’ve hated most of the last year, the idea of change—any change—is still pretty damn terrifying.
1-900-ANXIOUS
All your questions answered.
Some Old-Timey Baseball Quotes From Rogers Hornsby
“I don’t like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the pitcher.”
A PSA From Roger Peters
Wedding season is here! Ah, the flowers, the dresses, the awkward best-man speeches—we’re getting misty just thinking about it.
The Seminar… From Ed Donahue
A diet guru is holding a seminar in the conference room of a large hotel. “The food we eat is slowly killing us,” he explains.
The New Bull... From Bob Williams
An old farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows. He puts the bull out with the herd but the animal just eats grass.
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