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Cartoon of the Month - November 2020
"There's a pandemic going on?"
2020 Drags On...
2020 has been a devastating hurricane for some (literally and figuratively) and just an overcast day for others. We hope this little section has provided a few minutes of relief.
Backyard Brawl
Two passive-aggressive aunts: One socially distanced dinner.
Let’s Check In With Willie Nelson
“I’m just an ole redneck from Texas who ain’t a Democrat or Republican. But I can look at a guy and tell whether I like him or not.”
All Steroid Team
The “At Random” staff would like to tip our hats to the Tampa Bay Rays for eliminating the Houston Astros from this year’s playoffs.
Sleeping In The Hospital… From Allen Elward
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man.
A Priest And A Nun… From Fred Akers
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning so they have to spend the night in a cheap motel.
DEA Inspection... From Stu Holcomb
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “We got a tip and I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
Cartoon of the Month - October 2020
2020 Election Coverage
2020 Election And Beyond
The attack ads, mud-slinging, and half-truths (being generous) are coming to a crescendo. If we take each side at his word, and given a binary outcome, only four weeks remain until the end of the world!
Re-Elect Neil Johnson for U.S. Senate
Hello, I’m Neil Johnson, your Senator. Perhaps you’ve seen my television ads where I tour construction sites, shake hands with paid actors, and call bingo for senior citizens.
Mike Gilmer for U.S. Senate
I’ve been proud to call this state home for the past 18 months. During that time, I’ve met countless upstanding citizens who are sick and tired of Neil Johnson’s failed policies.
The Phone Booth… From Bill Glassford
The only pay phone in sight was in use, so a woman stood off to the side to politely wait until it was free.
Shipwrecked… From Walter Booth
A shipwrecked man had spent ten years alone on a deserted island. One day, a woman with a steamer trunk washed ashore. He revived the woman and explained their plight.
In Honor Of Polish Heritage Month...
It was a new route for the airline and Polish Airways Flight 113 was descending for a landing.
Cartoon of the Month - September 2020
COVID-19 Protocol
NFL Predictions 2020
My heartfelt apologies to our many readers in the “Charm City” for giving their Ravens the 2020 Leuthold Kiss of Death (this year’s kiss was blown across an open-air courtyard).
The At Random 2020 Shower Decision Wheel!
No shower, you're due for a run soon.
2020 All Name Team!
It looks like our fine student athletes will be able to focus more on their studies this fall. We still scoured rosters from coast-to-coast and assembled the 2020 “At Random All-Name Team.”
Woody Hayes Helps Us Wait For College Football
There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.