At Random
We Need Some Benign Dad Jokes!
They said I couldn’t be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic. But so far I’ve made three jugs and a vase and I think they are lovely.
We End The Football Season With Bum Phillips
On the NFL coaching carousel: “There’s two kinds of coaches. Them that’s fired and them that’s gonna be fired.”
A Trip To The Dentist… From Roy Lester
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to numb the area. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient said. The dentist sighs and starts to hook up the laughing gas.
A Trip To The Pharmacy… From Tom Nugent
A lady went into a drugstore and asked if they had Viagra.
Post Golf Dinner... From Scott Weeldreyer
Bob and Steve are close college buddies. They remain close after graduation until Bob moves away. They agree to meet in Florida to play golf every ten years and catch up.
Cartoon of the Month - January 2021
Hmm...hard to pick a favorite
The Best Of 2020
We made it. We crammed a lot into the last twelve months, most of it pretty awful.
The At Random 2020 “Shower Decision” Wheel!
You're doing yard work tomorrow.
Lobbyist ABC's
We, at the Institute of American Lobbying, would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.
Mike Gilmer for U.S. Senate
I’ve been proud to call this state home for the past 18 months. During that time, I’ve met countless upstanding citizens who are sick and tired of Neil Johnson’s failed policies.
Backyard Brawl
Two passive-aggressive aunts: One socially distanced dinner.
Sprewellodone XR
Sprewellodone XR: I'm going to be just fine!
Cartoon of the Month - December 2020
"Good?! I've been great!"
The End Of Trump Satire?
It looks like the U.S. election results are going to hold up—an absolutely absurd thing to write.
At Random Holiday BINGO Goes Viral
"I'm just going for a drive....somewhere"
At Random Holiday Liquor Sale
"The guest list was slashed but your holiday liquor budget doesn’t have to follow suit."
Christmas In Heaven… From Perry Hale
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of Heaven. “In honor of this holy season,” he said, “You must possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven.”
Last Minute Shopping… From Wes Fesler
A man was driving home one evening and realized that he still needed a Christmas present for his young daughter. He stopped at a toy store and he asked the store manager, “How much is that new Barbie in the window?”
Family Tree... From John Richards
A little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?”