At Random
Single Golfer
A single was paired up with three other golfers. On the first tee he introduced himself to his new group.
Cartoon of the Month - February 2022
Hmmm. Anxiety, high blood pressure, and sleeplessness..."
Mid-Winter Blues
We’re having what the old-timers describe as a “real winter” here in Minnesota—above average snowfall and multi-day stretches of below zero temperatures. Throw in spiking COVID cases, daycare and school closures, lots of empty shelves, and you have the perfect recipe for a severe case of mid-winter blues.
Come back downtown… Please?
Hi, I’m Carl Jensen, President of the Downtown Council. I’m here to remind you that Downtown is ready and waiting for you to return!
Everyone Loves Andy Reid
On his grandkids: “My nine grandkids are awesome. They keep you young and at the same time, make you feel old. It’s kind of like sweet and sour pork.”
Shakespeare Insult Kit... From Doug Ramsey
Contempt for our neighbors is running at an all-time high. At the same time, crisp and imaginative insults have fallen to an historic low. This unfortunate combination needs to be remedied.
Three Fellas At The Bar
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Norwegian are sitting at a bar. They are all having a good time and agree that this pub is a rather nice place.
Sunday Service
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed little Timmy staring up at the large plaque prominently displayed near the entry of the church.
Dog Attack In Buffalo
Two boys were throwing a football around in Buffalo’s Lasalle Park. One boy was attacked by an out of control Rottweiler. The other lad immediately jumped on the dog, pummeling it until it released his friend.
Cartoon of the Month - January 2022
Dystopian Fiction Current Affairs
The Best Of 2021
Just as we have finally fully processed the events of March 2020, the year 2021 is in the books.
Meet the wood of your dreams on Timbr!
Swipe right if you're down to miter. Swipe left to throw it on the scrap pile.
It’s Back To Office Time (maybe)!
This high quality chalkboard sign is the perfect way to capture your office worker’s important milestones!
CALL 1-800-GET-PAID
The past year has been traumatic for millions of people. A deadly pandemic, crushing economic hardships, riots, property loss, and mayhem.
A lot of bad things can happen...`
Hello, I’m Carmine Rosato, President of Rosato Brothers’ Insurance. As we all know, the world is a dangerous place. Even the most careful among us are not immune to accidents and misfortunes.
Cartoon of the Month - December 2021
Labor Unrest at the North Pole
Gift Shortage Of 2021
While Christmas 2020 will be remembered for the lack of family gatherings, Christmas 2021 will probably be notable for its lack of gifts. The bare shelves and extended backlogs have us doing what we do best: point fingers.
Daycare The Board Game
Roll the dice, collect all the germs, avoid pitfalls and bankruptcy!
Family Holiday Party BINGO!
It’s that time of year again! Shake out that sweater your wife forces you to wear because it’s time for your family holiday party.
Two Widows... From Scott Weeldreyer
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking one day...