At Random
World Cup ‘22
Team USA’s participation in the World Cup has come to a disappointing end. I mean, aren’t we supposed to be #1 in everything?
At Random Holiday Liquor Sale
Thanks to a recent state legislature oversight, we now carry THC-infused beer! These brews are perfect for those who want an unsatisfactory experience with both intoxicants.
2022 Holiday Bingo!
It’s that time of year again! Shake out that sweater your wife tells you to wear because it’s time for the family holiday-party circuit.
Final Thoughts
Three members of the church Men’s Club were asked by their priest, “When you’re in your casket, and friends, family, and members of the congregation are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”
The Pedestrian
An eight-year-old boy was walking down the road when a car pulled up. “If you get in,” the driver said, “I’ll give you $10 and a piece of candy.” The boy refused and kept walking.
Up In Heaven
Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an old man sitting on a cloud, staring into the distance. “Old man,” said Jesus, “This is Heaven! Why are you so sad?”
Relatively Speaking
Sven and Ole were sitting around talking over a few cold beers.
Cartoon of the Month - November 2022
Ballot Boxes
A Third Party?
Campaign season is mercifully drawing to a close next week. The currently pervasive attack and scaremongering ads will soon be replaced by good-old soda, truck, and insurance spots.
Patriarchal Tariffs i.e. “The Dad Tax”
Pursuant to I.R.C. § 4461 - dependents of any age must forfeit between 10-30% of any portion or all of their meals to their father upon request.
Bret Bielema
On values and standards in his program: “I love when I hear about these programs that have five goals posted up in the locker room. And No. 1 is no guns. Well, no s#!t.”
Taco Bell Bonanza
Inflation is bad, we all know that. But has it gotten so extreme that traditionally-inexpensive, fast food is now out of reach for most consumers?
The Mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later, and walks away.
The Perfect Shot
Nancy stood over her approach-shot for what seemed an eternity. She waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start her back swing.
The Western Wall
A journalist visiting Israel heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
Cartoon of the Month - October 2022
"I said smile!"
Family Picture Season
Leaves are changing, wardrobes are turning over, and holiday-card obligations are fast approaching. You know what that means.
Gary Sullivan For Congress
I’m Gary Sullivan, father, husband, businessman and candidate for Congress. My opponent and several unfriendly journalists have brought up instances in my past to paint me as some kind of deviant who is out of touch with the common man. I think by addressing a few of these “occurrences” you’ll see that I’m just a regular guy doing normal things.
Congressman Carl Peterson: Your Friend In Washington
Hi, I’m Carl Peterson, your faithful Congressman for the past six years. I’ve spent the last four months traveling our district and listening to voters’ concerns. Wouldn’t you know it, the same topics came up time and time again.
Fourth Wedding
A woman, married three times, walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. “Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and color are you looking for?”
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