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Workers seem to have a lot of bargaining power at the moment. My prediction is the recent surge in strikes will, in hindsight, be a highwater level for the labor market.
Checking In With Mr. October
On the duality of being Reggie: “I represent both the underdog and the overdog in our society.”
Two Economists… From Doug Ramsey
Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of poo.
The Silent Retreat
With his season over, Aaron Rodgers decides to go to a silent retreat where you don’t speak at all for a year. He stays in this little room, and after three months, the room is freezing cold.
Golfer’s Dilemma
You’re playing for the club championship. After seventeen holes you and your opponent are dead even. You have the honor on the eighteenth tee and stripe a drive 270 yards down the middle.
Cartoon of the Month - September 2023
"We may have to go a different direction..."
NFL Predictions 2023
My deepest apologies to our fine readers in Cincinnati.
AR Liquors Back to School Sale
Present your weathered, weary, dead-eyed face and receive 25% off any champagne in the store.
2023 All-Name Team
A Big-10 Conference with 18 teams is coming your way next year.
Florida Man At It Again
Never mind oranges, Florida’s biggest export has officially become wacky news stories.
A Visit To The Psychiatrist
There once were twin boys, age six, who had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist.
The Gong Show
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a girlfriend late one night, a young man led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
Out Fishing With Ole
Ole always had a freezer full of fish and he would never tell anyone his secret. Finally, the Game Warden threatened to take away Ole’s license and boat if he didn’t show him his methods.
Legalized
As July turned into August, Minnesota became the 23rd state to legalize recreational cannabis. For those not familiar with our state, it is probably surprising that our reliably blue, progressive part of the country didn’t end marijuana prohibition years ago (at least before Montana and Missouri, anyway).
America’s Favorite New Board Game!
One bag of cocaine, six suspects.
The Rise Of The Smart Toilets
The boom in wearable tech has resulted in a heightened fascination in our heart rate, sleep patterns, and blood-oxygen levels. New firms riding this wave are now turning to the, ahem, data leaving our bodies. Coming soon to a lavatory near you, the smart toilet!
Coach Bob Green Ushers In College Football Season
On Always Improving: “Our football team was like the kid who played second French horn in the school band. We gotta play better.”
The Altar Boy
Joey the altar boy entered the confession booth and said, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
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