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Joke of the Month
This month’s winner was submitted by Connie Schultz at The Leuthold Group. I prefer not to give out Joke Blue Ribbons to those in our own shop in that it does nothing to improve client relations. But, I like this joke so much I had no alternative!
Expanding Your Year 2000 Vocabulary
Several new terms for the new century, courtesy of Connie Schultz.
Good Advice For Summer Campers Bears Repeating
In August many go to the beach, but I know some of you go to the woods. For you campers, here is a public service announcement from Mark Dibble at Fidelity in Boston.
Joke of the Month
Jim Floyd, after over twenty years at The Leuthold Group, finally gets his first blue ribbon. His joke has been on deposit in the joke bank for several years and subsequently others have sent in this same joke. But, Jim was first.
Joke of the Month
The winner this month comes from A.J. Greenshields, an elderly Minnesota venture capitalist. A.J. sent this entry in back in January and I have been saving it for just such a joke drought month.
Joke of the Month
The two previous jokes could very well have been winners, but the following joke, appearing in Peter Sherlock’s client letter, is particularly timely.
Joke of the Month
To remain on the good side of the PC police, it is this publication’s policy not to run Blonde jokes…unless they are submitted by women.
Jokes Of The Month - St. Patrick's Day Edition
So, in honor of March 17th and Guinness, here is some Irish humor as passed along by Connie Schultz. (Yes, she is Irish.)
Joke of the Month
I had planned on skipping the Joke Of The Month feature in this February issue, considering all the Fearless Forecast humor (?). However, since this feature seems to be the most widely read part of the entire publication, I decided against the omission.
Joke of the Month
Good joke flow in December. It seems that when the stock market soars the joke flow accelerates.
Joke of the Month
This comes from Peter DeOteris, one of Weeden’s lean and mean traders in Greenwich.
How To Write And Sing The Blues
Proper setting for the blues is not an office, a gallery opening, a shopping mall, or a weekend in the Hamptons. Your top spots for the blues are jail, a boxcar, the highway, or an empty bed.
The Parable Of The Green Lawn
A conversation between God and the Heavenly Gardener.
Joke of the Month
This comes from old friends Jeff and Ann Brooke, now residing aboard the High Drama in San Diego harbor, and preparing for a round the world sailing trip (or at least a trip around Catalina).
Joke of the Month
This month’s winner is Rhonda Walker. Rhonda formerly was a full time Leuthold Groupie.
Joke of the Month
This month’s winner is Andrew John (AJ) Greenshields, a venture capital friend of mine formerly from Browning Montana.
Joke of the Month
This month’s Blue Ribbon goes to an old friend (and golfer) Harry Jones, now living the life of leisure in Sun Valley Idaho (thanks to Citibank).
Joke of the Month
The winner of this month’s intra-office competition is Connie Schultz. I thought all the jokes were good, but Connie happens to be the production person for this section…and she is also tougher than the others.
Joke of the Month
This comes from one of our all time great Joke Miesters, and it is his first visit to the winner’s circle in quite some time. Welcome back, Walter Deemer of (No) Port St. Lucie.
Joke of the Month
This month’s View seems to contain an unusual number of items pertaining to aging. I am not sure why.
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