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At Random was contacted by several mysterious callers during the month of June. The callers all asked if we’d be interested in conducting a major sports interview. At Random agreed to the terms and, on Monday, we received a call from four-time NBA MVP LeBron James.
No Womb At The Inn
In something straight out of a Woody Allen movie—The Guardian reports that a young American in Tübingen, Germany had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a female sex organ.
The Altar Boy’s Confession
Joey the altar boy entered the confession booth and said, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
Ask The Pharmacist
What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than four hours?
JOTM: Frank Perdue And The Pope
Frank Perdue goes up to the Pope and says, “I want to donate a billion dollars to the church. That’s one billion, with a B!”
The Maid Wants A Raise
Maria the maid had been demanding a pay increase for some time. The lady of the house became fed up with Maria’s requests and decided to confront her.
Hot Times In Canada
In March, the Canadian Radio-Television and Telecommunications Commission reprimanded three pornography stations.
A Few Aphorisms From Sir Charles Barkley
On the current crop of NBA players:
“Man, they suck! Bunch of high school kids with $70 million contracts. Damn! I hate my mother for having me too soon.”
A Creative Response
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, “Name seven advantages of mother’s milk.”
Just When You Thought It Was Safe...
Authorities in Scandinavia are warning swimmers about the Pacu, a fish similar to the piranha discovered by fisherman in the Danish / Swedish strait of Oresund.
One From The Dusty Archives
An oil prospector died and went to Heaven. As he approached the pearly gates he saw St. Peter shaking his head. “I’m sorry,” said St. Peter, “Heaven already has too many oil prospectors.”
Wedding Season!
An honest wedding invitation via Dave Kurzman
To The Class Of 2014...
Quotes and Quips from this graduation season!
Phil Takes Over "At Random"
Introduction Via Colin Quinn
You know how you go to your favorite bar and your local bartender isn’t there?
The Clippers Under New Ownership
With the Los Angeles Clippers being eyed by several suitors, we prognosticate what the future holds under different ownership structures.
Things Overheard At The Twins Home Opener
“Hey, honey, you won’t believe this. This guy’s son was called up from the minors too!”
A Few Quotes From W.C. Fields
“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”
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