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John Daly Lets It Rip
Why fans love John Daly: “I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.”
The Things We Leave Behind
It’s a story every generation can tell. You move out of your folks’ place and what’s the first thing they do? They throw away all the stuff you couldn’t fit into your crappy car.
From The Archives—The Family Pig
A traveling salesman stays overnight with a farm family. When the family gathers to eat there’s a pig seated at the table.
Some Solid Dad Jokes For Father’s Day
I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen.
Attention Summer Campers!
We are quite concerned about the rash of recent media reports of bear attacks.
The Avengers!
The global pandemic known as Avenger’s Fever is showing few signs of abating.
Earth Day 2019
Earth Day was celebrated on April 22nd. Hopefully you were able to stop staring at one of your many screens and appreciate the wonder that is Earth.
Pearls Of Wisdom... From Earl Weaver
“Don’t worry, the fans don’t start booing until July.”
My Favorite Contribution From “Perk” Perkins
Sadly, we report the passing of Minnesota investing-legend Richard “Perk” Perkins. Perk was a good friend, both of our founder, Steve Leuthold, and our firm.
Mystery Man... From Candi Ince
Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.
Career Change... From Bob Kargenian
After 20 years in practice, the rigors of the job just got to be too much for a proctologist.
Road To The Final Four
Metaphorical potholes...
Final Four In Minneapolis
The road to the Final Four ends right here in Minneapolis on Monday night.
Space Force
It's time to answer the call...
Letter To The Editor—College Admissions Scandal
You are no doubt thinking of ways to parody the recent college admissions scandal.
Baseball Logic Puzzle
Let’s celebrate the return of baseball with a logic puzzle!
From The Archives… Lenten Ole
Ole was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he fired up his outdoor grill and cooked himself a venison steak.
The Best Of The Best... From Jeremy Braband
The NYPD, the FBI and the CIA have each argued that their organization is the most deft apprehender of criminals.
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