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Sep 08 2022
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Polish Sausage

  • Sep 8, 2022

A fellow walked into a store and asked the clerk for three pounds of Polish sausage. The clerk looked at him and said, “You must be Polish.” The customer was livid.

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Phil Segner / Sr. Research Analyst & Co-Portfolio Manager

Phil Segner Sr. Research Analyst & Co-Portfolio Manager

Phil is a Co-Portfolio Manager and Sr. Research Analyst at The Leuthold Group, LLC. He is a member of the asset allocation and investment committees and is a major contributor to the firm's research publications.

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