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Jun 05 2014
At Random

One From The Dusty Archives

  • Jun 5, 2014

An oil prospector died and went to Heaven. As he approached the pearly gates he saw St. Peter shaking his head. “I’m sorry,” said St. Peter, “Heaven already has too many oil prospectors.”

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Phil Segner / Sr. Research Analyst & Co-Portfolio Manager

Phil Segner Sr. Research Analyst & Co-Portfolio Manager

Phil is a Co-Portfolio Manager and Sr. Research Analyst at The Leuthold Group, LLC. He is a member of the asset allocation and investment committees and is a major contributor to the firm's research publications.

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